I own a painting of vaginas. That said, my husband thought they look like surfboards so the painting ended up hanging in our dining room (a long drawn-out argument). But really what a better setting now that I think of it! The artist himself informed me quite deadpan that they were vaginas, although he himself is a dude so in the world of genitalia, he is a penis. I wasn’t sold that he knew how to paint a vagina but he convinced me so I bought it. I’ve had others weigh in and they guessed “a painting of leaves” and “abstract cylindrical something” to “I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck-that-is!”. Painting by Joshua Triliegi.